New Lessons From The Diner:
* There will always be a Bible study for mentally delayed people at some point during your stay. Don’t be surprised when they are using the NIV.
(Note for the sensitive and politically correct: I’m 100% serious about NIV Bible study for mentally challenged people. Completely. Just didn’t mention them last time).
* Bacon, cheese fries, with ketchup, covers all of the four basic food groups.
* If your bill was $5.12, and you only have $4 in your wallet, pay with a credit/debit card, and leave the all the cash as a tip, esp. is the waitress was really nice. Don’t wait around to see her reaction.
* ‘Red-necks’ come in all colors.
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